I will admit that I too have been banned from playing as I have a 99.9% accuracy rate of hitting anything other than the board. Yet Anthony has taken this misfortune, added some special screw fixings, polished chrome steel and turned it into coat hooks. Ingenious! Why didn’t I think of that?
Just watch as every man scrambles to get these chromed fixings for their man cave or games room from Suck UK. Totally sharp (pardon the pun!) the hooks screw into the wall, door or just about anywhere and can handle a pretty hefty load. No longer will darts in the wall be frowned upon.
Bullseye Anthony, BULLSEYE!